Everyday.

There are a few things that I can say consistently happen everyday.

A ridiculously loud bird will land on my window sill every morning around 6 and will make loud annoying noises until around 7:30.

I will eat at least one whole package of biscuits (cookies).

[There are only like five cookies in a package... don't judge me.]

I will see at least one cow, one water buffalo and several goats just waling down the road.

I will eat at least one meal with my hand (right not left).

I will be asked for money.

My heart will be broken by a million different sights.

I will walk down the street and life will stop as people stare.

I will have awkward & inappropriate comments made to me.

I will hide behind my HB's (Hater blockers, ya'll).

I will fight against the desires of my very american flesh.

If only  my digestive system could be as consistent.